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plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

me nd my john green

redgowans:

me: bb ur hands are fuckn boring
him: that me book

thirstiest:

*enters school talent show with blogging skills*

brilliances:

i hate people who are just friends with you so they can ask for favors and expect you to do everything they ask cause we’re “friends”

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

dulect:

wow i really need to get my life in order

image

sorry:

I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr

gnarly:

i dont get why teachers say we cant listen to music with our headphones bc it will distract us while doing the work like bitch if i can suck a dick, do my hair, file my nails, and check my myspace i sure as hell can listen to music while doing school work