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thatfunnyblog:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

thatfunnyblog:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

artichokehold:

how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program

boodlicious:

I don’t post selfies I post masterpieces

twinkpop:

when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven

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me with my American friend part 2

lucuha:

me: hey American friend i bought this football for you

American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah 

surprisebitch:

NO WAY

surprisebitch:

NO WAY

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

fstw:

shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool

plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize

harrystylesdildo:

shading your own faves before the haters can

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stoleyogirl:

is he ok