crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me
children wake up early because they still get excited about life
this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
when no one in class is ready for the test
when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out
no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese
Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
Laughing so hard at the fix
What… the… FUCK?!
School logic. You protect yourself and others and get punished because you choose to act rather than be silent and let them do whatever they want. Its the policy they have for everything, from bullying to this.
okay what the actual fuck
Yep if someone hits you you get suspended whether you hit back or not
What a time to be alive.
aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND FUCK YOU MOREOS
ok but are we all just pretending that this wouldnt happen
I almost didnt reblog but I started laughing so hard at the drawing posted under it I couldnt pass it up.
omg it’s the real post, it exists! life complete
We shouldn’t have the power
my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?